I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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leadhooves:

housewifeswag:

the look on their faces though. its like “omfg, charles. charles, charles. THE HUMAN IS WAVING. WAVE BACK, HURRY.”

omg cutest ever

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG


putins-boyfriend:

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)



crawltowardsthemoon:

"millions of flower petals erupt from a volcano, covering an entire village"

how on earth


riverlight82:

renenetest:

archivistofnerddom:

crashingdownonsugarglass:

yatanis:

Tonight’s The Night - s02e02

DID JOHN BARROWMAN JUST SLAPPED PRINCE HARRY’S ASS???

There is only one man who could get away with that and that man is John Barrowman.

Please note that Prince Harry also slapped John Barrowman’s ass. That is a mutual high five/ass slap combo there, folks. IJS.

I don’t know what on earth is happening here, but I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR.


edwardspoonhands:

ngjenkins:

edwardspoonhands:

inothernews:

millionmovieproject:

No cut-aways, one take.
Crew members threatened to quit and begged him not to do it.
The cameraman looked away while rolling.
A six ton prop.
It brushes his arm as it comes down.
And he doesn’t even flinch.

Buster fucking Keaton, everyone.

He was alcoholic and going through a terrible divorce when this was filmed. I gotta make a video about Buster Keaton one day…

Buster Keaton’s life was extraordinary, wonderful, and sad. His films mark, in my opinion, the very best the silent era had to offer. Bad business decisions, unfortunate circumstances, and alcoholism plagued his career. We’re also very lucky to have ANY Of his work left. If you get the chance, check out some of his work: The General, Steamboat Bill Jr., and Our Hospitality are landmark films that are guaranteed to make you laugh and marvel at Buster.

Since we’re talking about how important Buster is, “Steamboat Willy” (the first appearance of Mickey Mouse), was a parody of “Steamboat Bill Jr” (the movie this stunt appeared in).
I always think about that when Disney gets all pissed off about someone parodying their work.

edwardspoonhands:

ngjenkins:

edwardspoonhands:

inothernews:

millionmovieproject:

No cut-aways, one take.

Crew members threatened to quit and begged him not to do it.

The cameraman looked away while rolling.

A six ton prop.

It brushes his arm as it comes down.

And he doesn’t even flinch.

Buster fucking Keaton, everyone.

He was alcoholic and going through a terrible divorce when this was filmed. I gotta make a video about Buster Keaton one day…

Buster Keaton’s life was extraordinary, wonderful, and sad. His films mark, in my opinion, the very best the silent era had to offer. Bad business decisions, unfortunate circumstances, and alcoholism plagued his career. We’re also very lucky to have ANY Of his work left. If you get the chance, check out some of his work: The General, Steamboat Bill Jr., and Our Hospitality are landmark films that are guaranteed to make you laugh and marvel at Buster.

Since we’re talking about how important Buster is, “Steamboat Willy” (the first appearance of Mickey Mouse), was a parody of “Steamboat Bill Jr” (the movie this stunt appeared in).

I always think about that when Disney gets all pissed off about someone parodying their work.




Scarlett Johansson by Cliff Watts | Esquire 2005


theabbottchronicles:

"Say it again, Tony!"

"Poor people!"

"Ahahahahaha! I say! What a stunning joke! What other jokes do you have?"

"Our policies!"


not-pizza:

koolaidicecubes:

vaporseason:

nosdrinker:

it’s happening

hopefully they’re hot, or at least decent looking 

Hopefully they don’t look like benedunked camperflap

hopefully they look like benedunked camperflap

not-pizza:

koolaidicecubes:

vaporseason:

nosdrinker:

it’s happening

hopefully they’re hot, or at least decent looking 

Hopefully they don’t look like benedunked camperflap

hopefully they look like benedunked camperflap


Award-winning artist Katharine Morling creates whimsical and often outlandish sculpture from porcelain and ceramics. Instead of simply making the pieces and leaving them in their ceramic form, the added touch of black in certain spots creates an illusive effect, making the everyday objects look like drawings in real life.


thetomska:


What’s going on

she french

thetomska:

What’s going on

she french