There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM
I completely photosynthesize with this
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
Okay, doesn’t dan look like a young CROWLEY?
HOLY SHIT WHAT
dan is mark sheppard’s cousin matt
Can I have him?
someone who did not go to bed at ten and never will (via letsmakeloaf)
what even is atheism
a non-prophet organization
There it is friends